i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE



I don’t even care who the fuck you are you NEED to watch this commercial I swear to god you will not regret it I am laughing so hard I literally think I’m going to cough up a lung

i’m uncomfortable

band ask

  • guitar: do you play any instruments?
  • bass: what's your favorite instrument to listen to?
  • drums: do you have a sense of rhythm?
  • keyboard: what band do you really want to see live right now? (not including your #1 favorite band)
  • vocals: can you sing? do you like to sing?
  • gig: how many concerts have you been to? which has been your favorite?
  • album: recommend an album not in the mainstream!
  • autograph: do you have anyone's autograph? if so, who? if not, whose do you want?
  • remix: what's a song you love to dance to?
  • merch: take a pic of your favorite piece of band merch!
  • groupie: what's the worst thing you would do to get to your favorite band?
  • lyrics: what's a lyric you wouldn't mind getting tattooed?
  • name: what would you call your band if you had one?
  • single: what would be your hit single?
  • ep: if you could have any job in the music industry what would it be?
  • discography: have you ever written any songs?
  • cover: favorite cover?
  • ticket stub: what was the longest you've ever queued for a gig?



these boys across from me were looking at gay porn once in class and one guy was like “dude this is so gay” and the other guy said “no its fine we said no homo remember” and i almost gave myself a nosebleed trying not to laugh

I’m like 100% positive this text post is real